'05's Big Five Crazy Liberal Quotes

#5. "I's Simple Sambo and I's running for the Big House." ~ Liberal Blogger Steve Gilliard, in the caption of a doctored photo of Maryland Lt. Governor Michael Steele

#4. "You get America out of Iraq and Israel out of Palestine and you'll stop the terrorism."
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“George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self from power.” ~ The lucid musings of Cindy Sheehan

#3. "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry." ~ Louis Farrakhan, on the Katrina Conspiracy

#2. "The idea that we're going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong." ~ Democratic National Chairman Howard Dean



#1. "If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime -- Pol Pot or others -- that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners." ~ Senator Dick Durbin, describing the American military. Because he supports the troops, but not the war.

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